NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God

24 February 2011

After more than five decades of tireless work, brave exploration, and technological innovation aimed at a single objective, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration announced Wednesday that it had finally completed its mission to find and kill God.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nasa-completes-52year-mission-to-find-kill-god,19263/?utm_source=recentnews

Women to blame for earthquakes, says Iran cleric

25 April 2010

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Women behaving promiscuously are causing the earth to shake, according to cleric, as Ahmadinejad predicts Tehran quake.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/apr/19/women-blame-earthquakes-iran-cleric

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God actually quite keen to see how all this paedophile business plays out in court

14 April 2010

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Several humanist and atheist groups have suggested that the Pope should face civil charges for the Catholic church’s systematic cover up of child abuse during his visit to the UK, a proposition which God finds interesting.

http://newsarse.com/2010/04/14/god-actually-quite-keen-to-see-how-all-this-paedophile-business-plays-out-in-court/

Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels

5 April 2010

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-vows-to-get-church-pedophilia-down-to-accepta,17201/

Virtual friends significantly worse than our imaginary one, says Church

12 March 2010

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Archbishop Vincent Nichols, the head of the Catholic church in England and Wales, has said websites creating virtual friendships such as Facebook and MySpace are leading to suicides, and we’d all be better off having the same imaginary one as him, instead.

Virtual friends significantly worse than our imaginary one, says Church

Family see Jesus image in Marmite

9 March 2010

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8071865.stm

Catholic church retaliates for crucifix ban by outlawing Italian paraphernalia

9 March 2010

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In response to an EU ruling banning crosses from Italy’s schools, the Catholic church has taken steps to ban all Italian influences from its teachings and practises.

Catholic church retaliates for crucifix ban by outlawing Italian paraphernalia

Pope misquoted: Pontiff meant condoms ‘annoy’ AIDS

3 March 2010

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Pope Benedict XVI claims to have been misquoted during his African visit when he said that the use of condoms was merely “aggravating the AIDS problem”.

Pope misquoted: Pontiff meant condoms ‘annoy’ AIDS

Celibate gays much worse than celibate straight people, says Pope

27 February 2010

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The Pope has urged UK Catholic bishops to fight the UK’s Equality Bill which will outlaw banning gay religious leaders, after claiming that not having sex with people of the same sex is much worse than not having sex with people of the opposite sex.

Celibate gays much worse than celibate straight people, says Pope

Church accuses BBC over lack of programmes about their fictional characters

18 February 2010

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The Church of England’s general synod is to discuss a claim by some of its members that the BBC has reduced broadcasting about completely made up and entirely fictional characters.

Church accuses BBC over lack of programmes about their fictional characters

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