Friday, February 26, 2010
Q: Why did the Rationalist cross the road? A:To be sure to see both sides.
Continue reading...Saturday, February 20, 2010
Poor little Herbie. Since his birth, poor blind Herbie had never seen the light of day. One day at bedtime, his mother told him that the next day would be a very special one. If he prayed extra hard to Jesus, he’d be able to see when he woke up the next morning. Eagerly, Herbie [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Jesus made his usual rounds in heaven when he noticed a wizened, white-haired old man sitting in a corner looking very disconsolate. The next week he was disturbed to come across him again, looking equally miserable, and a week later he stopped to talk to him. “See here, old fellow,” said Jesus kindly, “this is [...]
Continue reading...Thursday, February 11, 2010
Top 21 Good Things About Hell: 21. None of that annoying check-in procedure like with St. Peter. 20. Due to recent health code changes, vats of boiling brimstone now use low-fat canola oil. 19. Your “Do you smell something burning?” slays ‘em, year after year. 18. Plenty of legal help available for filing “wrongful death” [...]
Continue reading...Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Catholics are against abortions. Catholics are against homosexuals. But, I can’t think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals! – George Carlin
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Tuesday, August 3, 2010
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